The DentistA dentist invented the electric chair and Ihave a problem with that. Why did he invent thischair to fry people alive? What made the dentist ponder,“I am going to invent an electric chair” ?I want to know where he came up with thismiraculous thought. Was he drilling in apatient's mouth? Was a patient so annoyingthat he wished that he could fry him then and there?What made this dentist invent the electric chair?What made this dentist invent the electric chairto fry people alive?It’s like sitting in your dentist’s chair, ready for afilling, then you look at him and say in shock,“You invented the electric chair.”Did the dentist smile with a bow of his head and say,“I did, now relax” or did he simply reply, “I wouldn’t worry a bit”?A dentist invented the electric chair and Ihave a problem with that.If one’s dentist was this dentist, would they be shakyto criticize a filling that they had, fearingthat
The FriendThere is a friend I know,who tells me secrets and tell me lies.He tells me jokes to make me laughand insults to make me cry.I know this friend who has my backwhen trouble occurs.Also the one to push me aheadand say, “You’re on your own.”Since the age of six,we have been inseparable.For twenty long years and yet…No one likes him.Then one day, I understood the reasonas I saw the gruesome sight before me.Tears filled my eyes as I heldthe smoking gun in my hand.I begged the police officer to listen;that it was also my friend. Not just me!He told me to do the crime!It wasn’t just me, I swear!Now I sit the padded cell,listening to my friend gigglinginside my mind where hehas always been.